He took me out for dinner last night and said he loved me,
And that his mother’s a Republican, but he’d die for her

He invited me over, and when he opened the door,
He was wearing an entire Adidas fit

We took an edible and he started crying
We watched 30 Rock, he kept crying
He said Tina Fey reminded him of his mother,
His Republican mother

I’m beginning to think I made a big mistake in loving him
Though it might be hard to understand
I’m beginning to think I made a big mistake in loving him
And I know we’ve talked about it so many times

There’s always something, isn’t there?
And besides, how do you know you’ll fall in love again?
Like what I really need is someone who keeps me in check,
And he does that you know, he pushes me to

He doesn’t judge me you know,
Like when he comes over
And I’m sedating myself with Doritos and House Hunters

We do lots of fun things together
The fact that he’s a Steelers fan is honestly the most fucked up thing about him

He told me he dreamt about his ex last week
So I read his journal when he was asleep
And he said I’d never be like her
Which was at least reassuring to hear
So later, I asked him, where do you really see this going
And he said, I could see myself marrying you

I’m beginning to think I made a big mistake in loving him
Though it might be hard to understand
I’m beginning to think I made a big mistake in loving him
And I know we’ve talked about it so many times

And I know you’re tired of hearing about it
Because I’m tired of talking about
And I’m tired of thinking about it
I would love to think about something
Like my dreams, or my parents
You know my mom said, you can break up with him
It’s not gonna kill you